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  • "Lively and wickedly funny."

    --San Francisco Examiner

  • "Hilarious!"

    --Naples Daily News


    --Bay Times

  • "A Laugh Riot!"

    --KGO Radio

  • "A wonderful time..."

    --BBC Radio

  • "You'll laugh your head off."

    --KGO Radio

Listen To Some Clips

Help! I’ve Fallen (For You) And I Can’t Get Up

My Hide

The Organ Donor Song

Lost-My-Dentures-On-Steak-Night Blues

The Tattoo

Vernon’s Burnin’ Passion

The Uplifting Viagra Medley