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  • "Lively and wickedly funny."

    --San Francisco Examiner

  • "Hilarious!"

    --Naples Daily News

  • "DELIGHTFUL!"

    --Bay Times

  • "A Laugh Riot!"

    --KGO Radio

  • "A wonderful time..."

    --BBC Radio

  • "You'll laugh your head off."

    --KGO Radio

Assisted Living: The Musical®

Everything your Granny told you about assisted living? Forget it!

From early retirement right up to the pulling of the plug, 21st Century seniors are partying like it’s 1969. Imagine: no work, no pregnancy and a full array of Medicare-subsidized pharmaceuticals.

They are partying at Pelican Roost, the full-service retirement community that is home to the 18 different characters played by the show’s two actors.

Assisted Living: The Musical® is not just for old people anymore than Oklahoma! is just for cowboys, Gypsy is for Romanians, or Rent is for people who don’t own their own homes.

Assisted Living: The Musical® is for everyone who is aging, or hopes to do so someday. You’ll see your parents, your friends and maybe some of yourself.